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So our land lord wants to evict us soon because he wants to tear down the house (or sell? he keeps changing his mind). He’s been a good landlord and it’s a nice house for less than anything else we’ve seen, so this is unfortunate for us, but anyway
He’s downstairs trying to give the eviction notice to my mom and my mom’s essentially whooping his ass because he can’t do anything to evict us until he actually has the permits to tear down the house or has sold the house due to our lease. (It’s worth noting my landlord is chinese, and his english isn’t great, so this is all being translated by a friend of his which  makes it an even more bizarre conversation to listen to).

So yeah that’s a thing that’s happening right now

iwishiwasfictional:

montypythonsflyingsurplus:


anawkwardfruit
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capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

i just choked on my cheese

Am I the only one who remembers the days when you could *bold* and _underline_ text in facebook chat?
I never understood why they got rid of that functionality, nor why they never added italics

themunchkym:

ohhhsophia:

that being said colson did make me ride every ride at disneyland alone EVEN ON 3 PERSON ONES while he and lindsey sat next to each other SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo i mean was my splashing him really unjustified? i think not.

I have no idea who these people are so I pictured you at DisneyLand with Agent Coulson and Lindsay Lohan.

OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!

(also, Maya, here’s something you could draw? xD )

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